If you saw the Bengals game yesterday, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Even if you didn’t see the game, don’t worry, the highlight will be replayed a ba-zillion times today and for the rest of my life. Yet another addition to the snake bitten Bungles lore. For the rest of my life, I’ll have to watching freaking Brandon Stokely score on the luckiest play to win a football game in the history of football. It was so bad, Chad Ochocinco said he has never even seen something like that in a video game. And with the beautiful come from behind victory that was in our grasp, Kyle freaking Orton throws a prayer to the sideline that has no chance. Leon Hall bats in the air, and the Broncos ensue to kick me in the nuts as hard as they possibly can over and over. Call the ambulance. I need to see the Cherokee medical scrubs ladies. This one is going to hurt for a while.
I was all geared up to watch the game. I had my Carson Palmer jersey on. My wife was even dressed up and sported her bangle bracelets, a good choice. We watched our offense sputter the whole game, while our defense played great. Then, finally in the fourth quarter, we put a drive together and went up. Surely, victory is ours. Not so fast. These are the Bengals. They will find a way to lose at all cost. It is the one thing they have been consistently good at year after year. F!!!
This picture pretty much sums it up. ”Look at me, I just made the luckiest catch ever! Weeeeeeeee!”
Brandon F***ing Stokley
I swear, this picture just makes me want to attack someone. Stokley could use these to defend himself. I can’t believe that happen, but I can. Thus, the curse of being a Bengals fan.
